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davidcolebrooks Offline
#1 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 6:57:48 AM(UTC)

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A hunter has called 911.

Dispatcher:911 what is your emergency?

Hunter: I...I think my friend is dead! He just plopped down and died!

Dispatcher: Sir please calm down first make sure he is dead.

Hunter: Okay, hold on.


*The dispatcher hears 2 distinct gunshots

Hunter: Okay now what?

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#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2012 7:12:49 PM(UTC)
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nice one...ill have to borrow that one
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